you're better off getting a human ring-bearer 
i was one for a friend.. it was hilarious.. he was cool and
calm... the church is just literally a stone's throw away.. as in
across the lane...
so it was time to go to church, and there i was at his
apartment, telling him to get ready coz his wife, the whole bloody
family and all other friends and whatnot were already at the
church...
T minus 10 minutes, he broke into a cold sweat
so i bundled him to church, right up at the altar.. and stood
him there...
and boy was it difficult coz i was just recovering from my
slipped disc relapse
now.. think about this.. patches sure as heck ain't gonna be
able to direct you about on the day
Hey... U forgot fatum got a bunny now... 
Make sure it's a bunny, not some bunny-girls and everything will
be fine... 
